ALIVEBOARD

The human survival leaderboard

Survival is a sport.
This is the scoreboard.

Aliveboard ranks its members on a single metric: time survived. No biomarkers. No protocols. No supplements. You climb by not dying.

Preliminary readingInstrument 01

Enter your date of birth to be assessed

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Processed locally in your browser. Your date of birth is saved only on this device so your reading survives a refresh — Recalibrate clears it. Nothing is sent anywhere unless you claim a rank.

Protocol

01

DECLARE YOUR BIRTH

State your date of birth. It is the only credential you will ever need.

02

DO NOT DIE

This is the entire training programme. There are no shortcuts, and none are needed.

03

RISE

Everyone ranked above you must eventually yield their position. Statistically, they will.

The rules

  • 01Rank cannot be bought, trained, biohacked, or inherited. It can only be survived.
  • 02Every member is ranked by chronological age. To the second.
  • 03The suspiciously old will be asked to verify.
  • 04Check in from time to time to remain in good standing. We take your word for it — up to a point.
  • 05Your rank improves only when someone above you stops holding theirs. We don't make the rules. Actually, we do. This is them.

World record

122y 164d

Jeanne Calment, 1875–1997. Set without a single supplement, wearable, or ice bath. The record has stood for 29 years. The target stands.

Registration is open

You are already competing. You may as well be ranked.

Free. 18+. The board does not lie.