Governance
The Rules.
The metric
Members are ranked by chronological age — time survived since birth — to the second. Nothing else is measured, because nothing else matters here.
Climbing
Rank cannot be bought, trained, biohacked, referred, or inherited. Your rank improves only when someone above you leaves the board or stops holding their position. We are patient. So should you be.
Honesty
Your date of birth is declared on your honour and cannot be edited afterwards — except by ID verification, where the document outranks the claim. Members claiming more than 100 years appear on public boards only after verification. The suspiciously old will be asked for papers.
Check-ins
Pressing "I'm still alive" earns a streak and keeps your status current. Miss check-ins for long enough and your entry is marked inactive — a statement of fact about check-ins, never a claim about you. One click restores you.
Privacy
Your birth date is stored privately. The board displays only your name, age and days alive, birth year, rank, country, streak, status, and verified badge — and only if you opted in. Withdraw at any time; your entry vanishes instantly.
Conduct
Offensive display names get removed. The board is a place of quiet dignity where we all wait to overtake each other.
The prize
There is no prize. Not dying is its own reward.